I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
“Holy shit” indeed…
(via republicanidiots)
what if the pope resigned because he’s pregnant with the new jesus and mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant
(via pickmeback)
(Source: memesforjesus)
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
(via b-ound)
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
(via dr--grumbles)
"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag. "
(Source: her0inchic, via xochels)
Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt
I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god
that’s really exciting
This is making me excited for so many reasons. I used to imagine what Antirrhodos looked like when I was little because I read so much about it.
(via thegoddamazon)
